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Doctor Recommends Wuss With Peanut Allergy Try Being A Real Man And Just Deal With It

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DUBLIN, OH — After seeing yet another whiny baby of a patient complaining about having an anaphylactic response to peanuts, local physician Dr. Mark Townsend recommended that his patient try just being a man and dealing with it.

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Haha!
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang resigns amid spy, affair scandals

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Jensen Huang at GTC Berlin last month. | Photo: Soeren Stache / picture alliance via Getty Images

Nvidia's board announced that Jensen Huang - its longtime co-founder, president, and CEO - has resigned after reports of two extramarital affairs, one with an alleged Chinese spy and one with an Nvidia executive who reported to Huang. Following a late Wednesday night meeting, the board accepted Huang's letter of resignation as CEO, president, and board member, effective immediately, with current CFO Colette Kress appointed interim CEO. Kress has been with Nvidia since 2013, with previous stops at Cisco and Microsoft.

Nvidia is also changing its corporate structure in Huang's absence, appointing former Synopsys CEO Harvey C. Jones as the fir …

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And the doofus of the year award goes to...
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Republicans Announce Plan To Do Exact Same Thing And Expect Different Results

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the midterm elections now over and the nation's capital preparing for the incoming Democratic control of the legislative branch, Republicans announced a new plan to do exactly the same thing and expect different results.

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I thought this was supposed to be a satirical website.
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Toyota resurrects Scion... with right-hand drive Kei trucks

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The idea that Americans should be offered a greater choice of smaller cars has support from strange bedfellows indeed. After all, who could forget President Trump—usually one to take a maximalist approach to any problem—announcing last year that he wanted the Department of Transportation to make Japan’s diminutive “Kei” cars legal here in the US.

Ars’ attempts to get DoT to tell us more about the potential influx of little vehicles have mostly fallen on deaf ears. But this week, there has been movement on the topic, with Toyota announcing that it will bring back the Scion brand with the KEI-01.

What’s a Kei car?

Here in the US, the preponderance of humongous SUVs is a consequence largely of government policies, specifically corporate average fuel economy standards that made it less profitable to sell smaller, efficient cars. Japan’s Kei cars are what happens if the government instead restricts the size, engine capacity, and power output.

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jgbishop
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The limited speed of this vehicle has already doomed this project. Stuff here in the US is just too far apart to justify driving 25 mph everywhere.
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A Chemical-Free Anti-Mosquito Solution: Wearing Fake Dragonflies

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In the English county of Cornwall, a contracting firm called Cormac handles construction, road maintenance and environmental services. On a job last summer, a Cormac crew had to clear riverside vegetation, and were getting eaten alive by biting insects.

As a test, Cormac worker Harry Blake purchased some plastic dragonflies. (Dragonflies are natural predators of mosquitoes and horseflies.) He rigged them up on the worker's helmets:

Over four days of on-the-job testing, the workers found the fake dragonflies were effective—when mounted to springy, rather than rigid, wires; apparently their motion convinced biting insects that they were real. The crew also reported not needing to use bug spray. So if you're looking for a chemical-free mosquito solution next barbecue season, and don't mind looking a little silly, pick up a few of these.




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What a clever solution!
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Type a classifier straight into the trainer

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The Intelligence Trainer has always worked from whatever is in front of you. You find a tag, an author, or a phrase on a story, and you train it from there. That’s fine when the story is right there, but someone on the forum asked a fair question: what if you already know what you want? You’d like every title with “sponsored” in it hidden across all of your sites, and you’d rather not wait for one to show up first. There was no way to do that. Now there is.

Add a classifier

Open the Intelligence Trainer and switch to Manage Training. There’s a new panel at the top. Pick what to match (title, author, tag, text, or URL), type the phrase, choose where it applies, pick Like, Dislike, or Hide, and press Add. It saves right away, the new classifier lights up in its section below, and the field clears so you can type the next one.

The Add a classifier panel at the top of Manage Training, set to like the tag rust in the Code folder

Enter in the phrase field does the same thing as Add, and the little ↵ on the button reminds you while you type. Your choices stick between adds, so putting a dozen tags into the same folder is just type, Enter, type, Enter.

The same panel sits at the top of the site and story trainers, and on every Site by Site page. There it starts on the site you’re training, or on the folder you were reading if you opened the trainer from a folder. The new classifier shows up trained in its section right away, and the stories behind the dialog are rescored before you even close it.

Where it applies

Applies to sets the scope: one site, a folder, or all of your sites. It’s a new picker rather than a plain dropdown, so it shows your custom folder icons and each site’s favicon, and it has a search box at the top. With a few hundred subscriptions, typing three letters beats scrolling. While you search, nested folders show the folder they live in, so two folders called “Podcasts” don’t look identical.

The Applies to picker open, listing folders with their custom icons and a search box at the top

The rules are the same as everywhere else in the trainer. A single site works on every account. Folders and all sites need Premium Archive, and so do text classifiers. URL classifiers need Premium, and regex needs Premium Pro. If you pick something your account doesn’t include, the panel tells you and links to the upgrade instead of letting you save a classifier that won’t do anything.

Regex

Title, author, text, and URL classifiers can be regular expressions. Click the .* at the end of the field to turn it on. The field gets a purple outline and a REGEX badge, the text switches to monospace, and the placeholder changes to an example for that type, so you always know which mode you’re in. Hover the .* and the same regex cheat sheet from the story trainer opens right there. A pattern that doesn’t compile is caught before it can be saved.

Regex mode in the add panel, hiding titles that start with [Sponsored], with the regex cheat sheet open below

Super Dislike is now Hide

The third training level has been called Super Dislike since it launched, and I never loved the name. It says how strongly you feel, not what it does. What it does is hide the story, every time, even when the story also matches something you like. So it’s called Hide now, everywhere: on the web, on iOS and Mac, and on Android. Nothing about how it works has changed, and every super dislike you already have is a Hide.

If you ever forget how the three fit together, there’s an ⓘ next to them in the panel that lays it out with a couple of examples.

The explainer next to Like, Dislike, and Hide, describing each one and showing that Hide overrides everything, even likes

The same picker, everywhere

Once the scope picker existed, the plain folder dropdowns all over NewsBlur looked pretty sad next to it. So every folder chooser and every folder and site chooser on the web uses it now: adding a site, Add + Discover, the statistics, site settings, and notifications dialogs, Organize Sites, the default folder in Preferences, dashboard rivers, and the Daily Briefing. They all get the icons, the search, and the keyboard. Arrow keys, Enter, and Escape work the way you’d expect, or just start typing.

Adding a site, with the folder picker open and filtered to folders matching bl

A few fixes along the way

  • Back to trainer from a matching stories list now takes you back to exactly where you were: the same tab, the same filters, any changes you hadn’t saved yet, and scrolled to the same classifier. It used to drop you on Site by Site every time.
  • The View matching stories button sits next to the classifier it belongs to instead of leaning toward the next one, and its tooltip no longer hangs around after you click it.
  • In the matching stories banner, Back to trainer no longer squeezes the Train and Notify on controls on a narrow story list.
  • Jump to folder in Organize Sites actually jumps to the folder.

Availability

Typing classifiers into Manage Training and the new folder and site picker are available now on the web. Hide is on the web now and comes to iOS, Mac, and Android with their next updates. Thanks to the forum for the nudge on this one. If there’s a classifier you want to type in that the panel can’t handle yet, let me know on the NewsBlur forum.

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jgbishop
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NewsBlur is the absolute best!
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